curiousobsession101:

the-restless-brook:

Friend: Why does Venom always go down on women in fics? I mean, the symbiote’s an alien. Why would he be into that?

Me: Phenethylamine, the hormone which Venom needs to survive, is produced by the bacteria lactobacillus. Which is one of the main components of the vaginal microbiota.

Friend: You can’t be serious.

Me: So Venom going down makes a lot of sense.

Friend: Why are we friends.

OK look, I don’t know shit about venom but I do know biology. Are you telling me venom is eating PEOPLE for a chemical he can get from YOGURT?

(Actually eggs are a better source, but any time I see lactobacillicus I think yogurt.)