allthingshyper:

jamaicanblackcastoroil:

gluten-free-pussy:

afronerdism:

gluten-free-pussy:

Lately I’ve been doing this thing where when men give me shit at my job, I choose to instead speak to their wives/girlfriends/female counterpart. I had a dude today try to yell at me and I ignored him and instead spoke in a very level voice to his wife instead. He literally stomped his feet like a fucking toddler and said “stop ignoring me! I’m talking!” And his wife said “George, please use a quieter voice. You’re embarrassing me.”

You are a genius and I’m using this

Lol I learned it from my mom. She does this all the time and eventually the guy either sulks off somewhere or adjusts his behaviour and THEN she’ll address him. I did this with my friends puppies when I was training them and it works the same tbh

This is the kind of behavior you use on little kids, which I find both hilarious, disturbing and very telling of how little we expect men to GROW THE FUCK UP

Have I just had the outlier experiences or? I can think of a few guys, but most of the folks I’ve had who lost their fucking shit have been other women… is it different if it’s specifically mf couples? Like dude’s more prone to assholishness if chick is there?

I mean point still stands I guess. If there are two people, talk to the one who’s not an ass. I just didn’t think it was gender specific… do other women just not like my bubbly demeanor?

starkravinghazelnuts:

We joke often about how the MCU should really be titled the “Tony Stark Cinematic Universe”–but, the more I think about it, the more I think it’s true. Not just because Tony in the founding character, but because the writers deliberately chose him to be the central character. He’s the hero of not just the Iron Man trilogy, but the underlying narrative of this entire universe.

One fact in particular that tells me Tony is the key hero is that all the Avengers villains have reflected him in some way. Generally, in fiction, a good villain holds a mirror up to the hero. They are a foil. They present facets of the protagonist that have become warped or overblown

Marvel Studios itself is notorious for this as most of their villains have, in some way, mirrored the hero of each titular film, as usually they’re a darker incarnation of the same powers (ex: Red Skull was the serum magnifying the darkest aspects of humanity, while Steve was the result of the best aspects of humanity; both Scott Lang and Darren Cross used the Pym Particles; Doctor Strange faced another sorcerer; etc.). 

But, when looking at the ensemble ventures, the villains tend to reflect Tony specifically.

In The Avengers, Tony is able to pinpoint where Loki is going to be because Loki is, in some respects, flamboyant as Tony:

Tony: “Loki’s a full-tilt diva. He wants flowers, he wants parades, he wants a monument built in the skies with his name plastered… [realizes] sonofabitch.”

It’s also Tony who gives Loki the “hero meets villain” confrontational speech, wherein he says the iconic, “Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we’ll avenge it” line.

In Avengers: Age of Ultron, there’s many parallels driven between Ultron and Tony–and it’s actually a point of crisis for Ultron:

Ultron: “What?! I’m not…! I’m not. You think I’m one of Stark’s puppets, his hollow men? I mean look at me, do I look like Iron Man? Stark is nothing! […] I’m sorry, it’s just I don’t understand. Don’t compare me with Stark! It’s a thing with me. Stark is, he’s a sickness!”

And, of course, in Avengers: Infinity War, we have Thanos being almost like a Shadow of Tony’s in the Jungian sense. Both of them were compelled to prevent calamity to a degree they went to extremes. 

Thanos: “You’re not the only one cursed with knowledge.”

Even in Captain America: Civil War, though none of the heroes reflected Helmut Zemo, the emotional thrust of the story was encapsulated in Tony’s arc. Even though it was a Captain America film, the climax of the film occurs when Tony is at his emotional breaking point–when his heart is literally and figuratively shattered.

What’s amusing is that, while Tony hasn’t physically appeared in all of them, there are still plenty of references to his presence. He’s mentioned in Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Ant-Man and Thor: Ragnarok. While he wasn’t in Captain America: The First Avenger, his father played a major role. He’s definitely one of the more ever-present characters. It’s very hard to escape his influence.

All of this together? Means that this is Tony’s story to end. While I don’t know for sure what role Tony will play in Avengers 4, I guarantee it will be a central one.

This has been his story. He’ll be the one to finish it.

marveldestroyedmyoungyears:

magic-metal:

Let’s take moment to mourn what Steve and Tony could have been in the mcu

Look,,,

An Actual Team™️

Might wanna ease up on the heart eyes don’t

Speech #4010662 why Tony is Awesome by Captain Rogers

Sassy Cap? Sign me the fuck up

Do y’all wanna lean in closer? Whisper in his ear maybe?

The Hug™️ my acne is gone, my face is clear, my crops are flourishing amen

Did I mention The Hug™️ ?

Bonus: Cannon Superfamily

Conclusion: MCU ruined Steve and Tony’s relationship and we still have no idea why they did such an idiotic thing since 2012

thecephalopodagency:

gotinterest:

bigmammallama5:

beepost-generator:

peteseeger:

curlicuecal:

telesilla:

lavvyan:

lankyguy:

sarkos:

lyricwritesprose:

prince-atom:

miyajimosachi:

kiwianaroha:

smitethepatriarchy:

iron-sunrise:

brett-caton:

alaija:

thefloatingstone:

sapper-in-the-wire:

people today with access to more raw information than any other period: the earth is flat

german artilleryman in 1916, who barely washes his own ass: I need to account for the curvature and rotation of the earth when plotting my firing plans

Eratosthenes, an Egyptian, in 3750 BC when fucking mammoths hadn’t even gone extinct yet: Oh hey I can use these two obelisks to calculate the earth’s entire circumference based on
the length of their shadows

and the Earth’s curvature. Neat.

Erastothenes was born in 276 BCE.

The last mammoth died on in island off the northeast coast of Siberia in ~1650BCE.

And as I’ve pointed out previously, the Coriolis effect was known even earlier than that, although it may not have become important to gunnery.

I find it utterly bizarre that humans saw these megafauna.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/02/science/woolly-mammoth-extinct-genetics.html


In fact, the Wrangel mammoth’s genome carried so many detrimental
mutations that the population had suffered a “genomic meltdown,”
according to Rebekah Rogers and Montgomery Slatkin of the University of
California, Berkeley.

Analyzing the Swedish team’s mammoth data at the
gene level, they found that many genes had accumulated mutations that
would have halted synthesis of proteins before they were complete,
making the proteins useless
, they report Thursday in PLOS Genetics.

That
“genomic meltdown”

is one of the reasons feminism is so potentially lethal, because they keep pushing for asexual reproduction, or trying to combine ovaries, when the most likely outcome is a population running about – unable to reproduce sexually since the whole “male genocide” bit – with incredibly damaged chromosomes.

Sex exists for a reason, and no, “because it’s fun” is not the answer,
sorry. It works better than reproduction otherwise. Which is why every
complex species uses it.

Intelligence requires a lot of things to be working correctly, and if you have an all female species that is over the tipping point of idiocy, then there won’t be enough people to maintain the technology to continue to reproduce. And humans will go the way of the
Wrangel

beasties.

Fortunately, feminists are horribly lazy bastards, so i doubt they’ll continue to get their way, but it does made for a decent plot for a dystopian fiction…

What …the fuck?

That went off the rails so suddenly like I thought I was just gonna learn something cool about mammoths and then WHOA.

I scrolled past this thinking “the earth is round, yes, something, something, mammoths…’ 

But the second time it came past I saw 

That “genomic meltdown” is one of the reasons feminism is so potentially lethal

And I think I got whiplash from that pivot. I also laughed so hard that I couldn’t breathe. 

I’m????

Point and laugh at the MRA, kids. 

How … does he think … mammoths reproduced …

Never mind, not sure I want to know.

reblog to support Mammoth Feminism,

ignore for G E N O M I C M E L T D O W N

I here af for my Feminist Mammoth ladies, bring the species back!

DOWN WITH GENOMIC MELTDOWN

I… what exactly is combining ovaries supposed to achieve? 400 lazy feminist babies at the same time?

Shhhh…you weren’t supposed to tell anyone.

FEMINISM KILLED THE MAMMOTHS

I feel like we’re getting away from the main point here, which is that the world is flat

the world is only flat because it was trampled by feminist mammoths

reblog if you support your army of genetically-melted feminist mammoths that trampled the earth flat

Don’t anybody tell this guy about that species of lizard where there are only females it might break him

w hat even happened back there