this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
Tom saying “gangbang” in response to Venom vs Predator vs Alien wasn’t even a joke. He legitimately immediately thought that. His monsterfucker instincts took over and you can see the face of regret after letting it slip
“Oh I fucked up”
I love the idea it was Venom who said it and now Tom (Eddie) has to deal with having said it.
Friend: Why does Venom always go down on women in fics? I mean, the symbiote’s an alien. Why would he be into that?
Me: Phenethylamine, the hormone which Venom needs to survive, is produced by the bacteria lactobacillus. Which is one of the main components of the vaginal microbiota.
Friend: You can’t be serious.
Me: So Venom going down makes a lot of sense.
Friend: Why are we friends.
OK look, I don’t know shit about venom but I do know biology. Are you telling me venom is eating PEOPLE for a chemical he can get from YOGURT?
(Actually eggs are a better source, but any time I see lactobacillicus I think yogurt.)