smuggsy:

iamnmbr3:

So you know the bit where Riot pulls Venom off Eddie, and Eddie jumps forward and stretches out his hand so Venom can rejoin with him?

Clearly Eddie is Well Aware that symbiotes don’t need to make out with you in order to bond quickly. And yet he barely even hesitated when Venom came at him for the mother of all french kissing sessions. 

He just really wanted to make out with his alien goo monster significant other.  

And that’s valid. 

But the moaning though… Tom Hardy gives zero fucks lmao I love how they just let him do that. The crew must’ve been standing there shrugging like “yeah that’s okay i guess?” I mean after the lobster thing they probably just gave up

fyeahegerton:

One of the lads was over at my London flat the other day, and I Instagrammed a picture of him and said, “Look at this cutie,” and a million outlets reported that I was coming out as gay. I’m not gay, but two of my mates came out when I was 15 and it was a joy to support them because, as a group, we are all secure enough in who we are. I’m certainly not going to stop calling my mates cuties and gorgeous, because they are cuties and they are gorgeous. 

I’m not someone who’s remotely perturbed by male intimacy. 

Source: fyeahegerton

tisfan:

c-bedford:

izhunny:

c-bedford:

izhunny:

c-bedford:

foervraengd replied to your post:
vecna replied to your post:
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obviously ppl will now start make ASCII porn art again since its technically… written erotica

I, for one, look forward to the new rule of our ASCII art porn overlords

I feel like it’s 1996 all over again

Hey man 1996 was a good year global warming wasn’t real yet, i thought racism was going to die out with the old people, and that fucking connecting to the internet via dailup was a fuckin BOP

Yeah but everything took forever to load if you weren’t sitting on a t1 line.

AY it’s called foreplay.

this is weirdly hypnotic

scary-kitty:

moruyaya:

tonystarkdefensesquadmember:

rowantreewrites:

so one thing that’s been nagging at me a little bit is this line: “Put the balance of power back in the right hands. Our hands.” 

That’s really close to “The safest hands are our own.” 

And guess who says the first one. Obidiah Stane. 

OOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO GOODNESS

WHAT THE FUCK. HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS

Well, shit. I guess that explains why Tony noped right the hell back from that sentiment.

prokopetz:

I think the real problem here is that big media corporations seem to believe that social media userbases are fungible, and persist in acting on this belief no matter how many times it’s demonstrated to be wrong.

There’s a specific pattern of events that plays out over and over (and over) again, and it looks something like this:

1. Social media platform becomes popular

2. Social media platform is purchased by big media corporation in order to gain access to it large user base

3. Big media corporation realises that social media platform’s demographics are not the demographics they want to sell things to.

4. Big media corporation institutes measures to drive away “undesirable” users, apparently in the honest belief that the outgoing users will automatically be replaced by an equal number of new, more demographically desirable users

5. This does not, in fact, occur

6. Social media platform crashes and burns

You’d think that, by the sheer law of averages, at least one person who’s capable of learning from experience would become involved in this whole process at some point.