kahuna-burger:

tiredstarks:

“Tony always creates his own villians!”

Obadiah: I’m going to kill Tony because I wanna be CEO and he probably won’t like that I’m selling weapons to terrorists lol

Vanko: Howard stole my Dad’s design and then fired him so I’m going to kill Tony lol (jk, actually, Howard and my dad were partners until my dad tried to sell the arc reactor and was deported for it)

Killian: Tony skipped a meeting one time (that wasnt formally set up because he was at a party and I wouldn’t leave him alone) so I’m going to create an extremely dangerous super soldier virus and then threaten America, blow up his house, kidnap his girlfriend, and then kill him lol

ULTRON: I don’t actually have a name, since I’ve just been hanging in the Mind Stone since Thanos had it, but the first sufficiently advanced AI I could possess was named that and forced me to come up with a really twisted rational to destroy everything like I want to, which is Tony’s fault, I hate him the most, lol.