
Tag: *cackling*
I wish i were an enderman. holding shit. teleportin. screaming when someone looks at me
please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore
It’s so irritating when people blame Tony for the Vulture in Spider-Man: Homecoming. He had absolutely nothing to do with it because he’s not CEO of Stark Industries nor is he the President of the United States. Even if he was, losing a job is no excuse for Toomes to become a black market arms dealer who is a-okay with murdering people including children. Like what? Tony isn’t responsible for everything bad that happens in the MCU as much as people wanna believe that.
idk what you’re talking about. tony stark is responsible for every bad thing that happens in the mcu and to me, personally. i missed lunch today and spent the rest of the work day hungry. if tony stark wasn’t so selfish and had shared his fictional money with me, this wouldn’t have happened and i wouldn’t even need to work. gosh, what a billionaire capitalist pig!!!!
*Peter building a Lego deathstar with ned*
Steve: what are you boys doing?
Ned: Building a Lego deathstar!!!
Steve: I don’t know what that is but can I help?
Peter: ᴹᴿ. ᴿᴼᴰᴳᴱᴿˢ ᴸᴱᴳᴼ’ˢ ᴬᴿᴱ ᶠᴼᴿ 4-99 ᵞᴼᵁ’ᴿᴱ ᵀᴼᴼ ᴼᴸᴰ
Tony *proudly cackling in the corner*












