also like I love how avengers infinity war was about having AS MANY CHARACTERS AS POSSIBLE and avengers: endgame is just like here’s eight white people
thanos’ snap was as random as an airport’s random security check
“Here’s eight white people” is Scarlett Johansson erasure
So you know the bit where Riot pulls Venom off Eddie, and Eddie jumps forward and stretches out his hand so Venom can rejoin with him?
Clearly Eddie is Well Aware that symbiotes don’t need to make out with you in order to bond quickly. And yet he barely even hesitated when Venom came at him for the mother of all french kissing sessions.
He just really wanted to make out with his alien goo monster significant other.
And that’s valid.
But the moaning though… Tom Hardy gives zero fucks lmao I love how they just let him do that. The crew must’ve been standing there shrugging like “yeah that’s okay i guess?” I mean after the lobster thing they probably just gave up
interrogation scene in a movey where the guy refuses to cooperate and he’s like “fuck you” and spits blood and the people interrogating him are like “what the fuck. nobody’s even hit you yet. where did you get all that blood from”
I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.
He stops and looks both ways?!?
You wanna know what makes this better?
Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.
Smile It Won't Suck Forever 