Peter Parker, a gen z kid, in a casual conversation: Yeah, I saw Michelle beat the shit out of Flash. What a mood. We stan a queen. My wig has been snatched. She just yeeted him.
Eddie,a frustrated millennial who is coping with the fact that his sense of nihilism has been matched: What does that mean?
Tony, trying to connect with the youth: It means that Michelle has Big Dick Energy.
Eddie: She has a dick??? I mean, whatever she feels like is cool… I just wasn’t expecting that.
Someone screwed up your reincarnation papers, and you’re reborn as yourself. You start your whole life over, with all the knowledge and wisdom (or lack thereof) you had when you died.
u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit
i really appreciate the number of mutuals who are not in any of my fandoms sharing this post. its like a little hello nod as we pass each other in the hall
Smile It Won't Suck Forever 