If you conceived a child the VERY first time you had sex….How old would it be?

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7yrs Old. 

8 years old

4 years old

Almost two years old o.o

5yrs

almost 6

Lets see.. It would have just turned 2.

5 years old. goddamn.

a year and some months

Six.

A week, tonight.

5

5 years old

13 🤦🏽‍♀️

Like 9

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Lol, mine is apparently, Maximum Risk (1996) 
“Welcome to the other side of safe.” 

https://playback.fm/birthday-movie – #1 movie on your bday 

My dad won this thread when I put it on the bookface:

“The original WAR OF THE WORLDS broadcast was on the radio.”

Mine did not have a tagline.

Because it was fucking APOCALYPSE NOW. 

….accurate, though.

I was tagged by @salazarastark (Hey friend!) There are so many of these i wanted to elaborate on (or at least put asterisks by) lol

Rules: Bold the statements which are true and tag 15 people to do the same

APPEARANCE

I am over 5′5″ / I wear glasses/contacts / I have blond hair / I wear sweatshirts a lot / I prefer loose clothing to tight clothing / I have one or more piercings / I have at least one tattoo / I have blue eyes / I have dyed or highlighted my hair / I have gotten plastic surgery / I have or had braces / I sunburn easily / I have freckles / I paint my nails / I typically wear makeup / I don’t often smile / I am pleased with how I look / I prefer Nike to Adidas / I wear baseball hats backwards

HOBBIES AND TALENTS

I play a sport / I can play an instrument / I am artistic / I know more than one language / I have won a trophy in some sort of competition / I can cook or bake without a recipe / I know how to swim / I enjoy writing / I can do origami / I prefer movies to TV shows / I can execute a perfect somersault / I enjoy singing / I could survive in the wild on my own / I have read a new book series this year / I enjoy spending time with friends / I travel during school or work breaks / I can do a handstand

EXPERIENCES

I have had my first kiss / I have gotten drunk / I have told a crush I like them / I have traveled outside of the country / I have flown on an airplane / I have stayed awake for more than 48 hours / I have had a near-death experience / I have caught something on fire / I have performed in a talent show / I have shot a gun / I have been on TV / I have gone scuba diving / I have broken a bone / I have slow-danced / I have gone on a shopping spree

RELATIONSHIPS

I am in a relationship / I have been single for over a year / I have a crush / I have a best friend / I have known a friend for over ten years / I have a brother / I have dated my best friend / I am adopted / My crush has confessed to me / I have had a long-distance relationship / I am an only child / I give advice to my friends / I have made an online friend / I met up with someone I have met online

AESTHETICS

I have heard the ocean in a conch shell / I have watched the sun rise / I enjoy rainy days / I have slept under the stars / I meditate outside / The sound of chirping calms me / I enjoy the smell of the beach / I know what snow tastes like / I listen to music to fall asleep / I enjoy thunderstorms / I enjoy cloud watching / I have attended a bonfire / I pay close attention to colors / I find mystery in the ocean / I enjoy hiking on nature paths / Autumn is my favorite season

MISCELLANEOUS

I can fall asleep in a moving vehicle / I am the mom friend / I live by a certain quote / I like the smell of Sharpies / I am involved in extracurricular activities / I enjoy Mexican food / I can drive stick-shift / I have memorized an entire song in a day / I believe in true love / I dream up scenarios to fall asleep / I sing in the shower / I wish I lived in a video game / I have a canopy above my bed / I am multi-racial / I am a redhead / I own at least three dogs / I am LGBT

I’m tagging @ferromans @one-piece-of-harry @paranormalnope @nothingidputbeforeyou @kahuna-burger @nerdygeekypastrychef @emo-texas-toast @liuena @spacekat5396 @giulisetta @theres-nothing-rude-about-me @aastony @doodlegirl1998 @duckysbitch @allthemarvelousrage and anyone else who doesn’t mind me being nosey! ^_^

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Love being brutally called out by the British Library

Oh my gosh I went here a few days ago do you guys want to see the whole sign

I’m covered with “Librarians from Everywhere” but as a former museums professional “Tourists who think we’re the British Museum” really speaks to me on a personal level.

Tag yourself, I’m “All ten people who think they’ve got the most niche interest in the building”

I’m researchers on a bit of a mission because I have 3 weeks to finish a thesis I haven’t started

I’m “person who doesn’t want anyone to know what I’m working on”

I’m “the local fancying a cup of tea.” 

I’m one of the ten people with the most niche interest in the whole building.