capntony:

howdidthisevenhappenanyway:

iron-legion-cyborg:

stanleyraymondkowalski:

antifasteve:

tony: i dont go down on women but i expect them to suck my dick and thats how KINGS live

thor a feminist:

this is fake news don’t EVER disrespect pepper like this

People stay slandering Tony. Tony and Thor literally argued over who had the most badass girlfriend since Tony literally gave Pep control of his company and knows he is lost without her. Stop this.

we all know steven strange doesn’t do oral though let’s be honest, but there is no fucking way tony wouldn’t love eating pussy.

He’s probably spent hours with JARVIS working out some sort of algorithm for most efficient and effective pleasuring with the mouth and and other bits. He keeps inventing better and better viabrators for when she goes away for work trips. He probably has a research company like OMG Yes because he loves that all the women he sleeps with enjoy what he does but he’s only one man (and a one woman man at that) and he wants to make sure the female orgasm is more understood

LMAO y’all antis don’t know tony at all. bitch pls.