ok but “what happened to we?” is great bc eddie’s not even upset that he might be dying bc some alien goo creature ate his organs. he’s upset bc he thought Venom cared about him and now his feelings are hurt bc he thinks he’s been betrayed and led on
So you know the bit where Riot pulls Venom off Eddie, and Eddie jumps forward and stretches out his hand so Venom can rejoin with him?
Clearly Eddie is Well Aware that symbiotes don’t need to make out with you in order to bond quickly. And yet he barely even hesitated when Venom came at him for the mother of all french kissing sessions.
He just really wanted to make out with his alien goo monster significant other.
And that’s valid.
But the moaning though… Tom Hardy gives zero fucks lmao I love how they just let him do that. The crew must’ve been standing there shrugging like “yeah that’s okay i guess?” I mean after the lobster thing they probably just gave up
the man who for once, in the entire history of movie boyfriends, does not give a shit that his girlfriend is within 100 yards of her ex, only that her ex is very ill and needs some tender loving care because wtf is that black space blob
THIS! And even at some point when Anne started to launch into explanations of ‘I swtg nothing is going on between me and Eddie’ he was quick to be like ‘that’s not even an issue. the issue is that he’s about to die and we need to find him????’ At no point was he ever jealous or possessive and he was always very kind and nice to Eddie because he feels secure in his relationship with Anne and trusts her.
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