miss-ivyness:

@copperbadge reminds me of your dustbowl dream

BUT WHAT IF IT IS

obscuritiesoffbeat:

somewhatsociable:

obscuritiesoffbeat:

I hate the fact that the sentence “mummies are rare because we ate them” is factual.

I’m sorry, what?

I am so happy to be the one to introduce you to the horrible few hundred years where Europeans regularly consumed ground Egyptian mummies.

doodlegirl1998:

secretlyreadingatmidnight:

jess-b-xo:

ironmanstan:

armoredsoftie:

ironmanstan:

we wouldve won the IW if tony took me to titan with them. “thaddy babe i can think of a million better ways for putting your fingers to good use” and boom im pregnant with purple quadruples™ and the snap never happens cause he realizes how fucked up it would be if half of them just died

he killed gamora without hesitation i think he would kill your children as well

oh but it was all a distraction cause once that gauntlet is up my ass im not letting it go

What did I just read?

I don’t know what this is… but I need to go bleach my brain now.

WHEN CATS FORGET TO PULL THEIR TONGUE ALL THE WAY BACK INTO THEIR MOUTH.

jess-b-xo:

hiddles-n-downey:

jarvislove:

chocolate-rdj:

tabbystardust:

bettythetl:

thelostprincessofasgard:

cynicalwitch:

fickjamori:

schim:

It’s so derpy but adorable!

Anybody else love that the cat-man himself is in this picture?

Because he sure looks like he does.

NO I DO NOT HAVE A FOLDER NAMED RDJ’S TONGUE WHAT ARE YOU ASKING.

All of them belong to the same feline family.

I like how this post was meant to be about cats and then it just turned into the cat-god himself

i can’t believe robert downey jr used to be universally known as the Cat-God on tumblr 5 years ago.

hisduckling:

NO DOUBTS

Source: hisduckling

honeybottledrip:

kngshxt:

why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player

this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i’m losing it

starkly-tony:

Invincible Iron Man v3 #40

(AKA yes this really did happen once)

Source: starkly-tony

Tony: If I die, my funeral’s gonna be the biggest party and you’re all invited.
Steve: If?
Bucky: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.

Source: unclefather

clarasworldofwonders:

Bruce, entering the room: Sorry I’m late, I was… doing things.

Clark, entering the room, dishevelled: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS.