yamino:

yamino:

archewill:

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl*

I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”

The contrast between the unbelievably extra voice acting and the extremely stiff and emotionless animation is what really makes this a masterpiece.

its back

Make her wet

skvtergod:

treygotguap:

Without even touching her

Throw a glass of water in her face

kidsflash:

‪leaked footage of jaime’s thought process during that bluepulse scene ‬

cvberdemon:

bussythor:

bussythor:

every time i think about ant man i remember that in canon hank crawled into janet’s pussy and then janet shrunk down and flew into his ass and used his prostate as a trampoline like that’s canon that happened and it keeps me up at night that was REAL

Source: blacktwittercomedy.com

The Evolution of Spider Man

lnisme:

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sergeant-marvel:

dailytony:

one-piece-of-harry:

itsallavengers:

anarchistettin:

starksquill:

itsallavengers:

rozsierdzona:

itsallavengers:

Say what you will, but Tony Stark is the only mortal who ever made Thanos bleed

girl he needed a full ass team of other heroes including aliens to do it and steve almost broke that eggplant’s hand himself

no offence babe but Steve held him off for all of 3 seconds before Thanos fuckin TKO’d his ass into the dirt, and yet Tony The Squishy Human be fucking going up and shanking him with #nofucksgiven like. Some pretty badass shit, is it not?

thanos threw a whole ass moon at tony and it just pissed him off I stan one (1) legend

Stank stans love the police, and worship neoliberalism without a shred of shame or decency

just so easy to love the rich white fascist, is it? wonder why

Well that escalated quickly

This is my favourite post. You can’t even get mad. It’s just that absurd.

this is so funny omg @anarchistettin reaching while commenting on this post

Us: We like Tony Stark because he designs super cool suits that sounds like that kid dropping an ice cream and he made Rick Harrison bleed

Squidward over here:

Source: 2000ish

kahuna-burger:

jess-b-xo:

iwantcupcakes:

sabrecmc:

Steve’s shirts are always too small because they are Tony’s, confirmed.

Steve’s pants are too short because they’re Tony’s.

did he borrow tony’s feet too??

Heh, pretty sure they are fake bare feet for distance shots – Steve is probably running around outside in the scene.

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