Tony Stark: *stares Worriedly into the distance*
Tony Stark, seconds later: *Banging pots and pans directly on his head* I F U C K I N G CALLED THIS BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKING SHITSTORM OF A FUCKFEST YOU ABSOLUTE TWO-FACED B IT CH E S OH MY G-
Tag: *wheezing*
STOPPPPPPPPP
STAP
Y’all gotta take this down 😂😂😂😭
when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time
I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something
#ALWAYS REBLOG THAT GUY DRAMATICALLY HITTING THE CAMERA LIKE HE’S BEEN SHOT IN A COP SHOW
this is carlo colaiacovo’s legacy.
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
i cant get over this gif of sam super-kicking the winter soldier in the head
HE JUST FUCKING GLIDED DOWN AND KICKED HIM IN THE HEAD.
CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER
AA!Steve is here to remind his MCU counterpart what he’s missing out on.
“I’m sorry for killing your Mom…. and happy birthday, by the way.”
Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like thisno IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD
thor’s pokerface
Okay, google, how to stop laughing
@merman-steve-rogers Next time you sneeze…
*grins*
HE FUCKING SNEEZED RED WHITE AND BLUE!! JESUS FUCK I CAN’T- WHAT IS AIR?!?! *falls over wheezing and hysterically laughing*
hands down the best twitter story ever
bonus
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