Tag: *wheezing*

itsagentromanoff:

[Steve, Bucky, Tony and Sam are camping]

Sam: Ooh boy, my ass is sore.

Tony: Mine too, its Steve’s fault for riding us so hard yesterday. The human body wasn’t made to straddle something that big for that long.

Steve: Well ya know its gonna hurt a little bit but that’s all part of the experience. Its why we didnt bring the girls.

Bucky: What the…? What the hell? Someone wanna explain to me why I’m the one in the dirt? When I got sore jaws from three hours of blowin…

[They all notice an unimpressed Fury]

Steve: Uh…

Fury: Please… Please, for the love of God, finish your sentence.